What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:21

Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
No way
Kate Middleton and Princess Charlotte Opt for Aquamarine for Trooping the Colour 2025 - Vogue
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Horoscope for Sunday, June 08, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How did my ex move on very fast?
Still no good
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Intercontinental Title Match Added To WWE Money In The Bank 2025 - eWrestlingNews.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Meta takes $15 billion stake in Scale AI in bid to catch competitors - The Washington Post