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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

No way

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They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why does poop smell bad?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did my ex move on very fast?

Still no good

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

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Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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